Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Jerk It


Why is this video so sexual? Is it the sweaty blonde? The spandex? The suggestive lyrics? The slow motion boobie jiggles? Or the chicken?

Friday, February 22, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Thursday, January 31, 2008

YOU SMELL NICE ARE YOU WEARING COLOGNE? NO I JUST SHOWERED TODAY

Though personality and looks definitely play a part in initial attraction, smell may play a larger role than we suspect. That inexplicable “chemistry” you feel with someone who may not fit your normal dating profile? It could be a subconscious scent drawing you to him or her.

Studies have found that how a person smells gives us clues to their genetic make-up, and thus, their potential to be a compatible mate. On a subconscious level, decoding a scent gives us a powerful tool to ensure our kids will be healthy, and our orgasms will be plentiful.

The first study to indicate that chemical signals play a role in attraction was conducted by Claud Wedekind over a decade ago. Forty-four men wore the same T-shirt for three days. They refrained from deodorants and scented soaps so they wouldn’t interfere with their natural smell. Women then sniffed the shirts and indicated which ones smelled the best to them. By comparing the DNA of the women and men, the researchers found that women didn’t just choose their favorite scent randomly. They preferred the scent of man whose major histocompatibility complex (MHC)—a series of genes involved in our immune system—was most different from their own.
divinecaroline.com | read article

Monday, January 21, 2008

Sex basics

Just a few of the useful tips located behind this link. Maybe you'll learn something. Maybe you'll laugh your ass off.
- Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things.
- Sometimes when you pull out and she changes positions she'll fart out her vagina (queefing).
- If you have anal sex you may get some poo on your dick.
Datinggroundwork.com | read article

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Teleportation, it's the future



When they make teleportation possible and reasonably priced, I estimate STD's will sky rocket. Because there are so many girls on the internet I would have sex with. I guess they'll have to make it so the process knocks girls out first.

edit: i am in no way serious by the way, teleportation would only result in one thing and that is Americans becoming even fatter.

On a side note my browsers built in spell check does not understand the word teleportation.