8 Years of Bush in 8 Mintutes

I love you Keith Olbermann

The Mother Of Invention

"A feature film currently seeking distribution"
exploreinspire.com

No Body Puts Baby In A Corner

"What does the moon landing mean to man kind? I think thats what the launcher means to man kind"

Jasper van Es

Call Me An Existentialist

...but life is absurd, and the second you realize this you are free

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States -- to appear in a porno movie.

Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -- the most desirable woman over 40."

Palin offered $2M to appear in porn movie

Safe Sex Kills More Than Unwanted Babies

I'm President Charley

Plot summary: Ummm, I'm not really sure.

Both of my parents died a couple of hours ago... Lets have another drink

5 most [uselessly] talented people on the internet

Degree of difficulty: 6 out of 10. Half God-given gift, half dedicated training. (Note that this is in reference to the scream, not his insane, bulging package. Studies show that packages are entirely God-given.)

Degree of usefulness: 7 out of 10. Loses a point because it’s not the ’80s anymore. Still, with range like that, you’d have to be pretty ugly to not develop a career in singing. (Or porn. Seriously, did you see that thing? It was so well-defined, so hermetically sealed in acid wash that I could draw it from memory.)

The Five Most Talented People on the Internet

Wondering where that beautiful man is from? Please take note at 2:15... that is all.

Greed

Wat?

Apparently 'Be Kind Rewind' was stolen from an 'Amanda Show' skit...

...and who gives a shit? Don't be sad because its already done better than the Amanda Show and just came out today.

Swede (swēd) v.: To re-create a trailer, scene, or movie with untrained actors and low-budget aesthetics; n.: A native or inhabitant of Sweden.

Die Hard


Lord of the Rings (the whole damn thing)

The 5 Most Awesomely Sweded Movies

I don't know what the rules are for fighting a midget

Thats what happens when your judge is a hippie

"[I] or someone else could have died that night." IT WAS FUCKING WEED NOT LSD OR HEROIN...
edit: I'm not really that upset about it, caps is just cruise control to cool.

"It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes." -Colin Farrell

When Americans are asked to identify the country from which America gained its independence, 76% correctly name Great Britain. A handful, 2%, think America's freedom was won from France, 3% mention some other country (including Russia, China, and Mexico, among others named), while 19% are unsure. 85% of men compared to only 69% of women know that America's freedom was won from England. 80% of whites vs. 54% of blacks answered correctly.

Probing a more universal measure of knowledge, Gallup also asked the following basic science question, which has been used to indicate the level of public knowledge in two European countries in recent years: "As far as you know, does the earth revolve around the sun or does the sun revolve around the earth?" In the new poll, about four out of five Americans (79%) correctly respond that the earth revolves around the sun, while 18% say it is the other way around. These results are comparable to those found in Germany when a similar question was asked there in 1996; in response to that poll, 74% of Germans gave the correct answer, while 16% thought the sun revolved around the earth, and 10% said they didn't know. When the question was asked in Great Britain that same year, 67% answered correctly, 19% answered incorrectly, and 14% didn't know.

gallop.com | read artcile

The day after

Wait, what?

"I like boring things." -Andy Warhold

OMG he's one of the greatest pop culture artists evar! If eating a burger for 3 mins and not saying shit for another min and a 10 seconds while you look like a retarded dog who doesn't know what to do or where to look is being "creative" then give me a burger and 4:15 of blank tape and i'll make you a fucking masterpiece.