HALO TRES

The Halo series has ruined millions of adult lives, and a few children's too. Yet I stand before you today to declare it a massive achievement of the human race. Thank you Lord Microsoft for this gift you have bestowed upon us. I swear to uphold the covenant and collect as many hidden skulls as possible in your name. I also hate Halo fanboys. At least I'm done my G damn job in a few days, which leaves me plenty of time to rank up in multiplayer...